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Uterus  /ˈyo͞odərəs/

Mildly bitter, overworked and severely underappreciated.  Herself hasn’t given up on me yet, so I begrudgingly put up with the weird neighbors.

We live near the pelvic floor, a weakening structure that needs much repair.

I’m back after a long hiatus sans womb wifi.   The new look feels like a rebirth, and it made me so happy I shed tears of blood! (ok I’ll stop with the puns – maybe).

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Cracking foundations and leaky basements

A dear friend of mine has a squatter and she’s finding out there’s some problems with the plumbing. The foundation is cracking and the basement is leaking.

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Guest Post: Martinis and Sex

I am a used uterus.  Only slightly used, mind you.  I’ve done my job and I think my Boss Lady would give me a glowing recommendation.  We get along pretty well; I try not to cramp her style too much and she doesn’t expect a lot from me, so the relationship works. I’ve...

My Motherful Life has a uterus with a voice! Guest Post

Apparently, I’m not the only uterus with a voice.  An early follower from Twitter, My Motherful Life, lets her uterus speak up and share her story.  Enjoy! *** Howdy!  It has been a long time since I’ve gotten a chance to speak for myself.  These last few years,...

Cracking foundations and leaky basements

A dear friend of mine has a squatter and she’s finding out there’s some problems with the plumbing.  The foundation is cracking and the basement is leaking. Imagine working everyday to keep your guests warm, fed, comfortable…. but your home just...

Welcome to my world!

I’m old.  I’m tired. I’ve had a few squatters come through and it seems they never want to leave.  The place wouldn’t pass a building inspection – the pelvic floor is all but ruined – and the neighbors are weird.  I’ve been...

The Boss-Lady had gonads

Yeah, I said it.  Herself is weird.  And annoying.  And she has BALLS. Weird enough her uterus is streaming Youtube videos while tweeting and blogging.  Annoying enough she sings early ’90 throwback songs at the top of her lungs. Now she thinks she’s Julia...